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Flowers… Nope. Chocolate… Nope. Dinner and a movie… Nope Spend $60.00 replacing our own brake pads and rotors instead of $400 at the mechanic then come in greasy with a rag hanging out your back pocket? She will literally pounce on me as I walk in the door. It’s like mind control. I wanna make out? Change the alternator… Everyday all day. You gotta learn what works. What is the way to your significant others heart? Read more.