Carlos Whittaker

Nov16

Can somebody tell me what this ELK said right after he tried to kill me?

Posted by loswhit in Mid Afternoon Distraction

First I took this picture…

Then he looked at me like this…

Then he ran at me like this…

Me and my buddy Adam were at the Alaska Wildlife Rescue Conservatory.
This place basically rehabs wounded animals in their natural habitat until healthy enough to release them back into the wild. You are seperated from them by what I can only equate to yarn. I mean if they wanted out, they could easily get out.
This elk didn’t like me calling him buddy…
Translate please…
Los

http://theunionmusic.com Mat

Actually, I think he was asking you to “shoot me!!” Tell me you’ve got a set of antlers to show for this!!

http://theunionmusic.com Mat

Sorry, telling you.

http://seekingthetruth.posterous.com/ Greg

I think he was asking for a ride! He’s afraid Santa is going to mistake him for a reindeer and make him work through the holidays.
Joey Bergeron

Los: Hey Buddy!
Elk stomps at Los in an agressive manner.
Los jumps back.
Los: Oh Shoot! OOOooooohhhh…..What is it?
Elk: Ha, Ha, Ha….Made you flinch!
http://matreames.tk @matreames

Hey, I can’t translate that… Well I can, but I can’t repeat what he said. Who knew elk were such potty mouths.
http://ayearinthespirituallife.blogspot.com Dayna Bickham

@ Matreames… LOL!

@ LOS- “You lookin’ at me?” “I know You Ain’t lookin’ at me!”

Cool post.
http://prophetsandpopstars.com Chris H

Elk are very self critical. They suffer from extreme low self esteem. I believe that he was aggressively seeking your approval.
Greg

Elk: Ha, Ha, Ha…..what’s the blaspanic urban dude doing in my hood?
http://www.imminentcrash.com Mike

Sorry to go all Jr. High here (and he’s sort of slurred his bugle a bit, so this isn’t an exact translation), but he either thinks you’re his next she-elk or a rival for his current ones!
Chris

or maybe you called his bluff. He was pretending to be a tree.
http://saraistalking.blogspot.com Sara

He just wanted to know the name of your stylist.
http://photos.rickscheibner.net Rick

Yeah, take it from this rednecked Eastern Oregon boy, you don’t want to mess with those animals. You’ll wind up on the business end of their antlers.
http://Ourfamilye.wordpress.com Me.eliz

“Pendejo!” (I think thats how its spelled) kids, please DONT ask a mexican to translate
Gerald Hinson

That’s how they say “Ima gon bite yo face, homey!” in the elk-hood.
Brenda

Haha, love it!
http://mimiandbutterbean.blogspot.com Shayne

I don’t know that he was talking to you as much as laughing at you. Sounded like Elk for “lol-ing” to me.

Maybe because he has a bigger pair than you do? Of antlers, I mean.
L.

Never piss off anything with anters that big! Mr Elk is obviously in need of the gospel.