This is real.
So tell me this…
Has a pickup line ever worked ON you?
Has a pickup line ever worked FOR you?
Talk to me…
I walked up to my NOW WIFE… in Wal-Mart seven years ago and said ‘I don’t normally do this, but hello…my name is Caleb, I noticed you in the toothpaste i’ll would you like to go get lunch.’ She said yes…and we are now married.
Thank you for writing “aisle” and not “isle”. I’m not a grammar/spelling Nazi, but that one drives me nuts.
what about when they’re talking about Toothpaste Island?
That’s fine. I just have a long-standing quote: “Gilligan had an isle; churches (and stores) have aisles”. To which one friend said, “I’d definitely go to a church that had an isle.”
My cousin once used this pickup line -
“Dang girl.. Your thighs sure are fine.”
Worked for him. They dated for quite a few years.
Not what you asked, but my favorite pickup lines:
Hey girl, I was reading the book of Numbers and realized I don’t have yours.
Your name must be Grace, cause you’re irresistible. (Heck yeah, TULIP!)
That second one is only for our Reformed brethren. Along with “you were predestined to kiss me”.
More christian pickup lines: “Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me…”
Never been brave (or dumb) enough to use it myself.
This isn’t an answer to your question but… My favorite pickup line is, “Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Guadelupe?” That one starts conversations.
This is taking that whole, “I can’t make you love Jesus, but I can setup the date” thing to heart=) Oh, wait…no…this is an actual pick-up line…nice=) Love it! going to vistaprint.com now…wonder if they have a template for this!!
i’ve never received nor given a pickup line howeeeeever….i do often encourage my friends to use this beauty i heard a while back.
“Can we pray together? Cause I’d like to lay my hands on you.”
too far…….? yeah? okay.
This did not happen to me, but to a friend of my best friend in high school. They were on a choir tour in Nashville, and the friend was approached by a guy who asked her, “Would you like to discuss regularity over a prune danish?”
I’m told it worked.
I’m married, aren’t I?
But really, no it’s never worked for me. People said it was the tiny shorts, but I blame the cheesy line.
“My love for you is like diarrhea… I just can’t hold it in!”
That’s a good one.
My love for you burns with the passion of a thousand burning suns
Gr8 pick up lines guys, thanks
So guys, there’s this chick at school, I don’t know her but I usually see her at school, never spoke to her and I like her, how do I tell her that I like her, please help.
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