“Hey ya’ll, this is how we do discipline to our youngins here in the south!”
No really. He’s the most human Lhasa Apso we’ve ever seen, too.
“He just won’t stop planking everywhere we go.”
“Yeah, we just finished our ten mile jog, where are you headed … Well, he’s a little tired … No, he’s just resting.”
Ya know, being a parent is easy when you have tranquilizers.
Hahaha! Nice one, Jim!
Honey Boo Boo wouldn’t have to do this crap to get attention…
Gravity wins again.
“Yeah, the taser attachment is great for when he gets out of hand”
HEEL!!! LAY DOWN!!! STAY!!!
See how well trained he is?
…and roll over. Okay here’s your treat.”
Its the new sport, “Tandem Planking”
Planking…your doing it wrong!
“I wish I didn’t have to taser him so often… he’ll be up in a minute.” :0)
we just thought a dog was soooo “typical american” so, we got a 3 year old.
Worst yo-yo i’ve ever bought.
“I was thinking my next tattoo would be Johnny’s name across my back in old english? I just can’t decide if it should be upper or lower back…”
“My parents just seemed to practically ignore me when I was a kid. So, we both agreed, we’d never be that selfish once we had little Joshua…”
Wow! I can truly tell a difference in my morning run now that have started using the drag-a-kid attachment. In a few weeks I should be up to the full sized teen edition.
“Ah, gravity. Thou art a heartless wench.”
“Help. Me. Please. She just WON’T stop talking. Again.”
“Sometimes having kids can be such a drag.”
“My parents drag me everywhere!”
Instead of “Tebowing” he likes to “Luther”
High five…nicely played with the church history joke.
Air High Five! The students in our Youth Group love to “Luther”, it’s a craze that will eventually reach the furthest regions of the Earth haha they keep us leaders hip
For today’s Hipsters, parenting is a really about maintaining Indie-Cred.
“Yeah, little guy crashes hard after a sugar buzz.” “We wave a snickers under his nose and he perks right up”
Shortest bungee jump ever.
Don’t mind me… I’m just going to lie down here.
From an early age, little Johnny suffered from a “drug” problem…
Drop anchor! We’ll be here a while.
Wow! I didn’t know they make Febreeze for sidewalks!
And then, in health class, they gave us this doll to drag all day. I think it’s supposed to keep us from getting pregnant.
Press the same lever, and he sits upright.
Should’ve pulled the rip cord sooner!
“No, I meant, my parents used to literally drag me to church!”
The first album from Jars of Clay has always been my favorite, especially track #7.
Best. One. Yet.
Pam and Joel were so caught up in their conversation with Sue and Johnny that they didn’t even notice when their Shih Tzu escaped his leash and replaced himself with a sleeping child.
So this is what happens when your “grounded” while on vacation.
“Yeah, totally! So, it’s just 2 Xanax and a shot of tequila… then just make sure you’ve got your leash, to pull him when you’re running your errands. And… yeah!”
Excuse me, You probably didn’t notice, phone must be on vibrate – IT’S RINGING! Pick up!!!!
Shhhhh! Does anybody hear a Train??
Hey, why don’t we go for a coffee while the baby sleeps.
“He’s really taken to the passive resistance form of protest. Funny, since he’s never passive any other time….”
“I drag around this limp kid for resistance training during my jog.”
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