• http://www.carusophotography.com Jay

    “Hey ya’ll, this is how we do discipline to our youngins here in the south!”

  • Larry

    No really. He’s the most human Lhasa Apso we’ve ever seen, too.

  • http://www.CheckTheMike.com CheckTheMike

    “He just won’t stop planking everywhere we go.”

  • http://NeuYear.net Jesse Phillips

    “Yeah, we just finished our ten mile jog, where are you headed … Well, he’s a little tired … No, he’s just resting.”

  • http://unknownjim.com Jim

    Ya know, being a parent is easy when you have tranquilizers.

    • http://godsoverflow.wordpress.com Nick Carita

      Hahaha! Nice one, Jim!

  • Jamie

    Honey Boo Boo wouldn’t have to do this crap to get attention…

  • http://www.mikecunsolo.com Mike

    Gravity wins again.

  • summersm

    “Yeah, the taser attachment is great for when he gets out of hand”

  • http://www.youngsplace.com Jared

    HEEL!!! LAY DOWN!!! STAY!!!
    See how well trained he is?

    • http://ragamuffinpc.com PC

      …and roll over. Okay here’s your treat.”

  • David

    Its the new sport, “Tandem Planking”

  • Joey Bergeron

    Planking…your doing it wrong!

  • http://embromation.com Marcelo

    “I wish I didn’t have to taser him so often… he’ll be up in a minute.” :0)

  • http://www.twitter.com/thedrew Drew

    we just thought a dog was soooo “typical american” so, we got a 3 year old.

  • Steven

    Worst yo-yo i’ve ever bought.

  • http://alexmclean.net Alex

    “I was thinking my next tattoo would be Johnny’s name across my back in old english? I just can’t decide if it should be upper or lower back…”

  • http://jonnmcdaniel.com Jonn McDaniel

    “My parents just seemed to practically ignore me when I was a kid. So, we both agreed, we’d never be that selfish once we had little Joshua…”

  • http://www.destiny2lead.com Jeremy May

    Wow! I can truly tell a difference in my morning run now that have started using the drag-a-kid attachment. In a few weeks I should be up to the full sized teen edition.

  • Grace

    “Ah, gravity. Thou art a heartless wench.”

  • http://fuffysblog.blogspot.com/?m=1 Christy

    “Help. Me. Please. She just WON’T stop talking. Again.”

  • Micah

    “Sometimes having kids can be such a drag.”

  • Jessica

    “My parents drag me everywhere!”

  • http://musicalmindset-realnoimitation.blogspot.com/ Brad Robertson

    Instead of “Tebowing” he likes to “Luther”

    • Becky

      High five…nicely played with the church history joke.

      • http://musicalmindset-realnoimitation.blogspot.com/ Brad Robertson

        Air High Five! The students in our Youth Group love to “Luther”, it’s a craze that will eventually reach the furthest regions of the Earth haha they keep us leaders hip

  • Aaron D

    For today’s Hipsters, parenting is a really about maintaining Indie-Cred.

  • Bobby

    “Yeah, little guy crashes hard after a sugar buzz.” “We wave a snickers under his nose and he perks right up”

  • Kelli

    Shortest bungee jump ever.

  • http://www.traffickingnews.org Jason

    INDIANS!

  • brian

    Don’t mind me… I’m just going to lie down here.

  • http://modernezra.blogspot.com Mike Dunger

    From an early age, little Johnny suffered from a “drug” problem…

  • Don

    Drop anchor! We’ll be here a while.

  • http://forthenewyear.co.nr Kimpy

    Wow! I didn’t know they make Febreeze for sidewalks!

  • http://www.mohan37.com mo

    And then, in health class, they gave us this doll to drag all day. I think it’s supposed to keep us from getting pregnant.

  • L.

    Press the same lever, and he sits upright.

  • JebDude

    Should’ve pulled the rip cord sooner!

  • brock

    “No, I meant, my parents used to literally drag me to church!”

  • http://csaproductions.com/blog/ Brendt Wayne Waters

    The first album from Jars of Clay has always been my favorite, especially track #7.

  • http://csaproductions.com/blog/ Brendt Wayne Waters

    Pam and Joel were so caught up in their conversation with Sue and Johnny that they didn’t even notice when their Shih Tzu escaped his leash and replaced himself with a sleeping child.

  • Joey Bergeron

    So this is what happens when your “grounded” while on vacation.

  • http://www.ejgaines.com EJ

    “Yeah, totally! So, it’s just 2 Xanax and a shot of tequila… then just make sure you’ve got your leash, to pull him when you’re running your errands. And… yeah!”

  • Ragamuffin54

    Excuse me, You probably didn’t notice, phone must be on vibrate – IT’S RINGING! Pick up!!!!

  • Steve

    Shhhhh! Does anybody hear a Train??

  • Mark

    Hey, why don’t we go for a coffee while the baby sleeps.

  • Ms. K

    “He’s really taken to the passive resistance form of protest. Funny, since he’s never passive any other time….”

  • Curtis

    “I drag around this limp kid for resistance training during my jog.”

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