• http://www.calebgordon.com Caleb Gordon

    PROOF that The Notorious B.I.G. stayed at my house!

  • http://somewiseguy.com ThatGuyKC

    Was it ‘kill 2 birds w/ 1 stone’ or ‘get stoned w/ 2 doves and 1 pair of granny panties’?

  • Matt

    the real reason doves cry…

    • http://girlplusgrace.com Mari

      that’s the first thing that came to my mind!

  • Aaron D

    “Mark my words, one day, I’ll be the whitest thing in this picture.”

  • heather

    Bubbles?

  • http://www.finallykriss.com Kristen

    “I told y’all that Gary Coleman was bigger in real life! Me carrying him around was an illusion!”

  • http://pulpit2pavement.wordpress.com James

    Brie… hee… heefs.

    • Kim

      LOL!!!!!! :)

      • http://pulpit2pavement James

        Thank you Kim. I laughed a bit myself. :-D

    • Harry Clayman

      Yours is better than mine. hahaha

  • Sherri McCoy

    Meanwhile…at Neverland Ranch.

  • http://www.aLittleMisadventure.com mEsayz

    Where the moon walk realllllly began….

  • http://mrclm.blogspot.com Chris Meirose

    For Michael it was just another normal day…

  • http://www.henrikbay.net HenrikBay

    hocus….POCUS!

  • kimberly

    I love MJ, so no disrespect here but….”Where in the Heall did these come from? That damn doctor, got me unconscious every night, who knows who left these?” Love you MJ….RIP

  • B.Rad

    2 birds on your hands beats 1 down your pants….now BEAT IT!

  • Ryan

    WTF

  • http://www.parenthoodexperiment.blogspot.com Auntie J

    “Clearly, he’s not big *enough* for his britches.”

  • Harry Clayman

    I thought these were supposed to be tighty whiteys!

  • Joey Bergeron

    “And you though a bird in the hand was worth 2 in the bush…..try 2 birds in the hand are worth underwear!”

  • http://www.calebgordon.com Caleb Gordon

    …TWO TURTLE DOVES… and a sweeeeet pair of underweeaarrr!!

  • Chris

    It’s close to midnight and something evil’s lurking in the dark…

  • Tim

    All we are saying is give peace a chance…or is it give BRIEFS a chance?

  • http://www.mohan37.com mo

    Sometimes it DOES matter if they’re black or white.

  • Elissa

    This is how nightmares begin.

  • Joni Ruhs

    Cuz this is THRILLER! THRILLER NIGHT! Girl, I can thrill you more than any ghoul could ever dare try!

  • http://www.shanebertou.com Shane Bertou

    One the second day of Christmas, Michael Jackson gave to me … Two turtle doves … and a gigantic pair of undies.

  • http://girlplusgrace.com Mari

    “why caged birds sing”

  • joy

    I’m looking at the man in the mirror! I’m asking him to change his ways…and his granny panties…somewhere else!

  • http://shortsleevedpants.com Morgan

    ohhhh my goodness! These will fit squackity squack perfectly!

  • http://themadhattermemoirs.wordpress.com/ Jonathan Montan

    He said to wave a white flag

  • http://ragamuffinway.wordpress.com Jason

    May the birds of paradise bring you some tighty whiteys

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