PROOF that The Notorious B.I.G. stayed at my house!
Was it ‘kill 2 birds w/ 1 stone’ or ‘get stoned w/ 2 doves and 1 pair of granny panties’?
the real reason doves cry…
that’s the first thing that came to my mind!
“Mark my words, one day, I’ll be the whitest thing in this picture.”
“I told y’all that Gary Coleman was bigger in real life! Me carrying him around was an illusion!”
Brie… hee… heefs.
Thank you Kim. I laughed a bit myself.
Yours is better than mine. hahaha
Meanwhile…at Neverland Ranch.
Where the moon walk realllllly began….
For Michael it was just another normal day…
I love MJ, so no disrespect here but….”Where in the Heall did these come from? That damn doctor, got me unconscious every night, who knows who left these?” Love you MJ….RIP
2 birds on your hands beats 1 down your pants….now BEAT IT!
“Clearly, he’s not big *enough* for his britches.”
I thought these were supposed to be tighty whiteys!
“And you though a bird in the hand was worth 2 in the bush…..try 2 birds in the hand are worth underwear!”
…TWO TURTLE DOVES… and a sweeeeet pair of underweeaarrr!!
It’s close to midnight and something evil’s lurking in the dark…
All we are saying is give peace a chance…or is it give BRIEFS a chance?
Sometimes it DOES matter if they’re black or white.
This is how nightmares begin.
Cuz this is THRILLER! THRILLER NIGHT! Girl, I can thrill you more than any ghoul could ever dare try!
One the second day of Christmas, Michael Jackson gave to me … Two turtle doves … and a gigantic pair of undies.
“why caged birds sing”
I’m looking at the man in the mirror! I’m asking him to change his ways…and his granny panties…somewhere else!
ohhhh my goodness! These will fit squackity squack perfectly!
He said to wave a white flag
May the birds of paradise bring you some tighty whiteys
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