When I initially saw this I thought it was hilarious…
Especially the served verse.
[that link is for those of you less used to slang and scared of Urban Dictionary dot com]
Then I thought it was awful…
Then I thought it was amazing…
Then I thought it was sacrilegious…
Then I thought…
I wonder what JESUS thinks?
After reading John Eldridge’s “Beautiful Outlaw”
I landed here…
I think Jesus thinks it’s hilarious.
I’ve Read more.
I’ve heard it said…”Sometimes life throws you a curve ball”.
I can’t even hit a freaking slow pitch 4th grade girls softball.
I’m waiting for life to put itself on a tee and let me crush a double into left field.
Let’s face it.
After reading through yesterdays prayer requests some of you guys aren’t facing curve balls…
You are facing the ball being hurled out of a rocket launcher from the pitchers mound.
And then some of you are getting hit by every missile launched Read more.
How can Lightening McQueen and I pray for you?
Seriously though. This community seems to be going through some junk right now.
Let’s spill it…
Dinner and a movie… Nope
Spend $60.00 replacing our own brake pads and rotors instead of $400 at the mechanic then come in greasy with a rag hanging out your back pocket?
She will literally pounce on me as I walk in the door.
It’s like mind control. I wanna make out? Change the alternator…
Everyday all day.
You gotta learn what works.
What is the way to your significant others heart?
I’m not a preacher.
I don’t claim to be one.
It’s so easy to sit in the pews and offer advice to those preaching.
Acting like we know what’s best and stuff.
But what the heck…
So I will.
1. If you are a young pastor preaching to adults, leave the “marriage lessons learned in life stuff” to a minimum and stick with “marriage lessons learned through scripture”.
The 45 year Read more.
We all want to be an extra bit…
Sexy…Hot…Gangsta…Or whatever is your “extra”.
But the funny thing about most of those pictures we take of ourselves is this…
Unless you spend the majority of your day looking like you are hanging with Jay-Z on a photo shoot or hanging out in clubs with Kim Kardasian (God let’s hope that isn’t any of your dream) then I have some advice for you.
Get Read more.
[This post is much better read while drinking something warm and listening to Varúð by Sigur Rós
There once was a boy named IMAGINE.
He lived in a city called EXIST.
It was an amazing city.
Full of playful wonder, bright colors, surrounded majestic mountains and bright blue skies.
IMAGINE loved it.
His parents were loving and kind.
They poured into IMAGINE hopes and dreams and gave him toys and books that set his heart Read more.
The kids have traveled over 5000 miles in the back of a Chevy Malibu this month.
They have done it like champions.
Now take heed, I only traveled about 1500 of those with them, so I have not been driven as close to lunacy as the wife has.
But she assured me that they were amazing.
We pulled into Orlando via Panama City around 3:30 am on Monday.
I dragged every child like a sack of potatoes into grandma’s house and into their sleeping bags.
Before Read more.
I tell you that in the same way there will be more rejoicing in heaven over one sinner who repents than over ninety-nine righteous persons who do not need to repent.
Let’s give them something to party about today.
Go share the love of Jesus…