“You see! I told you this would happen if you ate your spinach! Let me take a picture!”
“I see you use Evian Skin Cream.”
“Quick, hand me a towel, I cut my forearm!”
There are benefits to still living at home.
“mom come quick, I heard MySpace was back in style..”
Hey Mom! How do you like me now?!
Mom, can you take a picture? I need to impress the ladies.
“Thanks mom for always being my photographer. This picture is guaranteed to win all the ladies.”
Lemme take a picture, the girls at the rotary club will love this!
photo courtesy of paula dean photography.
Heather……. look……… after only 1 week!!!!!
“Mom, just think, if I find a lady, I can finally move out!”….”Gimme that camera.”
Wow, son…your biceps and chest are almost as big as mine. Looks like the steroids are working for both of us. You make your mother proud!
Who knows better than your Momma? The girls on Face Book love the swole up no shirt look….
Ma! Take my picture! Make sure you get the Noxema jar on the counter! When’s dinner?!?
Look ma just take my pic ok! This is gonna get me a girl and out of your house soon, you’ll see!
Guy: MOM! I’ve told you many times my embroidered towels must be hand washed daily, my hair gel on the counter must be put in it’s proper place, and I need MORE toilet paper!! 3 rolls are never enough! I am serious! Look at me!
Mom: You’re so handsome. How can anyone not like you?
In my most serious, British nature-show voice:
“And here we have the female cougar participating in one of the animal kingdom’s most bizarre pre-mating rituals. She photographs her prey in order that she might have a record of her conquest. It is obvious that this cougar likes her prey tough, but not too tough.”
Haha! Very creative
I got nothing past the mom taking the picture to get the boy out of her house, but that might be wishful thinking on my part…having a soon to be grown son still at home
my only question is WHY is there so much Toilet paper? (holder on the wall, holder on the floor and at least three rolls visible…)
That’s a problem.
I thought that was Mark Driscoll
Ha. It kinda looks like him doesn’t it?
Mom, I told you it was mosquito bites from a giant mosquito!!! I caught it on my arm! Come, get a picture of this!!!
Paula Deen, now getting into photography
Mom: “Now, hold still honey, a brute like you isn’t so easy to fit in within the camera frame. This may take a couple shots to get JUST right!”
Son: “Hurry mom–this kills!”
Hercules! Hercules! Hercules!
Ma, take a picture so I can use it for my e harmony profile.
welcome to the gun show mom!
“That’s my maid. “
Told you, mom. I’m allergic to bee stings.
Son: Mom, can you take a picture of me for my new profile pic? I can’t flex and take the picture.
Mom: Sure honey! Where would you like to take the picture? Outside..?
Son: In the bathroom. That’s where all the cool people take profile pictures!
Mom – disappointedly takes the picture
As a teen, Jack Black did a hell of a lot shrugs in the gym. His Gigi was so proud of his massive traps.
Er, Mom? I can’t find a pulse…
“Mom! I said I wanted pancakes! Don’t make the Hulk angry!”
“Why aren’t you smiling?”
“It’s not the style today ma.”
“oh. Why is your shirt off?”
“It’s the style today ma.”
“oh. Why are you flexing.”
“Oh alright, but I don’t see how this is going to get you into that nickelodeon casting.”
Boys who can shave.
How do you first initiate the conversation that ends with “… and take my picture in my bathroom as I flex myself.”?
Nothings says, “candid” like your mom in your bathroom… with a camera?
Does this hat make me look fat Ma?
Strong enough to pass the Driscoll manhood test, but gentile enough to be mom approved.
Mom: “Let me take this picture, and then we’ll see if we can find something to get the rest of that hair off your chest.”
Overdeveloped Teenager: “Thanks, Ma!!”
Hey Mom! Thanks for taking my resume picture for The Ultimate Fighter Tryouts!
The Lady and Guns.
Hey mum how many times to I have to tell ya – stay out of the frame!
“if I could ….just squeeze ….a little …harder! Come on purple shorts!!
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