Posted by loswhit in Uncategorized


From the mom…
The names have been changed to protect the innocent…

Dear Mrs. Jones,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.

I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn’t show me dancing around a pole. It’s supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.

From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Mrs. Home Depot

I can only imagine how my life would look if my kids drew it…


  • Alastair

    That is so funny!

    • loswhit

      Dude. Loved meeting you this week

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  • sebren

    reminds me of a story my wife told me about a co-worker who's child was asked to draw a family picture and drew everyone with body parts. stick figures with parts . . . daddy had a penis hanging – mom had breast. they came to a place where they realized they might need to be more modest around their little girl.

  • jericdavis

    Not sure that's a shovel. Just sayin.

  • Alastair

    Great to finally meet you too Los! May it not be the last time!

  • CoffeeWithChris

    I've seen this about 6 times now and I laugh a little every time :-)

  • kristi

    i'm student teaching in a kindergarten class and one of my professors sent me this last week. super funny.

  • stephen stonestreet

    wow, thats crazy. happens everyday though. sad.

  • John Schuster

    Absolutely brilliant!

  • Rebecca Boganwright

    Don't get the chance to laugh out loud at things online very often, but this was it. Andrew and I were cracking up. Thanks for the smile.

  • Joni

    That's hysterical! My nephew drew a picture of my sister's face with a giant open circle for a mouth–depicting yelling. Thank God my kids draw me thin and smiling!

  • Sandra

    My sister had to draw a picture of my mom when she was in preschool and on it there were three weird lines in between my mom's eyes. when asked her what they were she bluntly pointed out the wrinkles on my mom's face. My mom keeps the picture on her fridge because she says it "keeps her humble."

  • srtelle

    You know, I laughed out loud when I saw it. I mean, c'mon… it's funny. But now that I'm taking time to comment, the reality that there are many kids living this everyday is sad.

    I'm NOT bashing your post. I'm just saying… :-(

  • Phillip Gibb

    ha ha ha – the picture has been doing the rounds.

    When I first saw it I thought she was holding a giant axe!

    I'd be more worried about the teacher thinking of pole dancing first.

    Well in this world you can't really blame anyone for that, :-O

  • CaroleTurner

    OMG. I love that so much!! One time when my daughter was 6 her teacher asked what is your moms favorite thing to buy at the grocery store and my daughter said "Wine. We always have to buy her wine" Yea, great, thanks…

    btw, "always" was like a bottle every couple weeks.

  • Dustin

    That is one of the best things I've seen recently.

  • Jonathanj

    Hm. The things people come up with.

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  • betterthanblank

    really? seriously? seriously… total fake in my opinion.

  • loswhit

    Oh it's totally fake.

  • Kelli

    LOL, hilarious

  • Francis

    Great post to start the day!

  • Nick Shoes

    I saw this earlier this week! Hilarious stuff! If it's a prank, it's fuh-nay! If it's real, it even more LOL-ROTFL-fuh-nay! Good stuff, mang!

  • sebren

    that is great . . . my wife tells of a friend who's kids was told to draw the family and drew every one with their body parts. daddy had his penis hanging and mom had breast. it was at that moment they realized that maybe it was time for them to be a little more modest around their little girl.

  • Rhi J

    i needed that smile. thanks friend.

  • Mark

    remember reading about this in the paper, you cant blame the child tho.



  • Byron

    Very funny!

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  • FAKE

    Fakeeeeeeeeeee this shit is old…. it's a part of a series of comics :p

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  • some guy

    No one cares if its fake its funny. thats the whole point.

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  • Jermaine

    Yeah, it will be best to check the homework.

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