The rest of the Bloggers laugh along as Los fails the Ugandan field sobriety test after too much Waragi at dinner.
“Hold up index finger”, Carlos loses, he didn’t say “Simon says….”
“Are you ready? You will receive one chance to strike before I take you down with my Bruce Lee martial arts power.”
OK, Now blow the smoke off your pretend gun and put it back in your pretend holster. And that, my friend, is how we play cowboys in America.
one mo gin and I got something fo ya!
“Why do you have to mock me like that?”
“There’s only one?”
“Yes. Only one.”
“You’re sure… just one?”
“Just one my friend!”
“Hmm. Only one, huh?”
“Yes, just… One.”
What we didn’t get to see was the beautiful display of man-ffection and overall man-happy dances of airborne colliding chests hits, slam dunk hugs, and ‘polish the bald man’ love rub after the two finally agreed… yes… there’s Just One. Love in any language… gets ya every time.
Praying for you all… bloggy reader of Shannon (Rock in my dryer).
Los- Wheres the closest bathroom?
Extremely Tall African- What do you have to do?
Los-Holds up index finger…#1
ETA-Repeats action with a mean look on his face… any where you want you fat ragamuffin.
“I’m ready, turn around and cough”, Carlos: “You first…..”
I only get to shave my head one time?
Yes, only one…
Los: “You farted only once?”
Other guy: “Yes. Only once.”
Are they no longer are playing “Paper, Rock, Scissors” in Uganda?
Shawn stole my comments!
Never underestimate the power of ONE!
“If you look for long enough, you start to see two fingers.”
Here we have two virale males facing off for the love of the female in the traditional Ugandan mating ritual, Pointies.
Man: Carlos you have a booger on your finger.
Carlos: A booger??? Are you kidding me???
who’s the masta?
Los- You want me to climb up there.
Other- Yes, right up there!
I have something in my eye!
Let me help you get it out.
I am Ragamuffin Soul
No, I am…
“yes, it is true what they say about black men”.
oh that was so inappropriate. wow.
Guy: 1 on 1 basketball?
Carlos: 1 on 1? Oh boy….. I’m gonna loose.
No, No, No…..THIS is a bugger!
Let the staring contest begin.
And no smiling allowed.
Wise man say go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger…
“I’m the numba 1 stunna”
“No, I’m the numba 1 stunna!”
nose picking contest in 3…2…1…
i can touch my brain. can you?
“So this woman behind us—she is your just one wife??
Are you sure she is just one?
Does she have just one sister?
“focus, danielson…”says loswhit
“focus, danielson?” says tall Ugandan
Los-I only have one arm
Other Guy-I only have one arm
Audience seems to be happy with this new information
One Lord. One Savior. One God.
los: “there is only one los.”
ugandan: “there is only tall ugandan…and I have a backstage pass”
(see tag around his neck)
Guy: How many kids do you and your wife intend on adopting?
Carlos: One – Losiah.
Guy: Just one. Are you sure.
Carlos: Yes, One. I’m quite sure.
The Ragamuffin Street Hypnotist and his assistant go after a Ugandan’s name badge, after successfully lifting a backpack, camera and purse earlier in the day.
My Kung Fu is better than your Kung Fu…
Fingers are drawn as they prepare for battle…who will win? Who has the best fingermanship?
Despite the stern faces and many miles that ordinarily separate these men, they can agree that the NY Giants are indeed the Superbowl Champions.
I don’t have a caption.
The Pic was funny but the captions all these cool commenters have left has be belly laughing!
I can’t decide which is my favorite but I think Chrystal, Gary and Shaun all crack me up the most.
Los- “Would you mind giving my wife and I a ride to the nearest Starbucks?”
Ugandan- “I only have room for one in my car.”
Los- “Only one?”
Ugandan- “Do I look like I am kidding?”
Los- “Ok…I’ll go!”
Forgot to mention, my vote is for Steven and not because he was the first one.
Ugandan: “Did that bird just crap on you?!
Carlos: “Uh no, it’s called a tattoo”
Ugandan: “Uh no, that’s the little guy from Fantasy Island”
Carlos: “Well then, yes, that bird just crapped on me”
“Listen, I don’t care how tall you are, stop flipping me off!”
this is all you need to turn on my iphone
Los: Never, ever get a vasectomy….
“My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!”
*sings* ONE WAY… Jesus…
I cam all the way to Uganda to re-enact a scene from City Slickers?
I came all the way to Uganda to re-enact a scene from City Slickers?
“this little light of mine- I’m gonna let it shine,
Oh this little light of mine- I’m gonna let it shine… let it shine………
Carlos: One more time?
tall Ugandan basketball player: Yes, suh. Please, one more time.
Carlos: okay. but only once more.
Father Abraham had many sons
many sons had father Abraham…
In the words of Jay-Z
“fall back young, ever since I made the change over to platinum,
the game has been a rap ONE!”
“oww naw he didt in”
translation : Oh no he didn’t.
Little did Los know what that finger symbolized in this country…
Los struggles with the Ugandan version of Rock, Paper, Scissors…
The standoff was tense – but the laughter of the women embarrassed the men into backing down from One Finger Hodown
“even my finger is longer, you panamanian punk.”
I’m a friend of David Kuo. What an amazing trip and experience! Keep telling us…
No, Los, you pick your nose like this in Africa…
NO…you pull my finger!
Practicing “A Chorus Line”
One singular sensation
Every little step he takes.
One thrilling combination
Every move that he makes.
One smile and suddenly nobody else will do;
You know you’ll never be lonely with you know who.
One moment in his presence
And you can forget the rest.
For the guy is second best
“Let’s see how far we’ve come.”
you flick your booger on me?!?
i’ll flick my booger on you!!
Yeah, see this is how pose for the gun show here in Uganda.
Tall Ugandan: “Biaibo jo, b******? Ugandan language news is here! Tonight’s top story, the sewers run red with Fat Ragamuffin’s blood! Ya! Ya!”
Whittaker Woman: “Ah, looks like we got ourselves a bilingual bloodfest.”
Fat Ragamuffin: “Now before we do this, let’s cover the ground rules. Rule #1: No touching of the dome or face. And that’s it!! Now let’s do this!!”
los: NO! In America THIS finger means “You’re #1″
so what was going on in this picture…?
Heather Kicks a Field Goal
One Sponsor, One Child, Two Changed Lives
“If you stare long enough, one finger will look like 2.”
“Aw yes, I see what you mean.”
“Your kung-fu is not strong.”
Los teaches the natives “This Little Light of Mine!”
There’s one way to heaven
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